An ode to Grey

Congratulations Grey_Painter you won my the 'Fill J-snukk with Love' competition and as i promised I am now writing a review of you personality, be prepared to cry in admiration of yourself mate.

Now, Grey, you have been with us through allot, you have lurked within the chat-room for eons, and form the solid core of the PCG Steam Community, you are a myrmidon among gamers, leading an elite phalanx of our best and brightest. Just picture it, You carry the banner of our New World Order, you scream, enraged by the heretic legions of the stupid "CHARGE!" and we oblige I knock soldiers with the likes of Ains and Javaguy, and our solid legion of pure holiness and retribution, advances with holy fire burning in our eyes, and we the uber-men enslave all those who despise us...

Oh Sorry, almost turned into a hate rant there, anyways, back to reviewing you. You are great, from your amusingly dull story about painting Grey all the time, to you astounding taste in games, where you collection could only be considered an art gallery, I would imagine even the stacking of the DVD cases forms a kind of subtle art, you are better than God, better than nature. In truth you are not a 'grey' painter you are an octarine_painter, the very knowledge of you brings joy to our hearts, march on Grey, march on and crush the infidels!


Rundown -

Shooting: 10

Characterization: 10

Soundtrack: 10 (i'm hearing queen and foo fighters...)

Plot: 10

Effects: 10 (even tho they are all grey)

Variable field dependent on context and genre - Pure Lovlieness: 10

Overall J-score: 10/10 J-FILM MUST SEE

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